Editor’s note: I am not allowed here (on this blog) to bring politics or other issues into the fray. This blog is strictly about what the Bible is, and tools for interpreting this amazing collection of writings that some call Holy Writ, and others, simply respect. The following, therefore, is restricted to only issues of interpretation. But I cannot think of a better example to use than the biblical usage of the word “shit”. That being said, I have no such restrictions at the book site for The Doghouse Diaries. So please feel free to go there afterward and comment or question (or okay…condemn if you must).
Reading some good blog posts from pastors, laypeople and writers on the issue of “language”. Specifically swearing. This morning there was a question from one friend who asked what we all thought of a Derek Webb song from his Cd Stockholm Syndrome which uses the word “shit.”
TO which I replied with a poem written years ago (just could not find the right audience):
No Shit
No shit
Made the
Translation
Not Exodus 29:14
Not Judges 3:22
Not Isaiah 57:20-21
Not Philippians 3:8
All modern
Translators
Refuse
To spell the
Simple truth.
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Profane? Coarse? Inappropriate?
No. Biblical. Unless you count all that is above (which some do) as such.
This is why Hermeneutics is so crucial (accurate biblical interpretation). Becasue if you have a question and you go DEEPER you will be surprised what you find.
Exodus 29:14
The making of priests including Aaron comes directly from God to Moses. It is not even via a prophet. In verse 13 specific instructions continue on what must be done in the sacrifice of the bull and which pieces of the bull are to be placed on the alter and what is to be done with the blood of the bull. Next, the remaining parts are to be taken outside the camp as an “offering to take a way sin”. These include the bull’s meat, skin and it’s shit.
Yes, literally bull shit.
Modern translations have tried to “soften” the literal meaning to “lower intestines” etc. Does not say that. Says shit.
The bull shit was part of the sin offering outside the camp. (you can see how restrained I have to be…)
Judges 3:22 Ehud and The Fat Man
In Judges 3 Eglon the King of Moab has defeated Israel and ruled over them for 18 years. After they had enough of being oppressed, the Israelites cried out to God for help and he send Ehud as a “judge”. Ehud, was left-handed and he fashioned sword 18 inches long and fastened it to the inside of his right leg under his garment. After the servants that accompanied Ehud to deliver the payment that Eglon had demanded, Ehud told the King that God had a secret message for him. The King, who is described in verse 17 as “a very fat man” sent his servants and the men who had accompanied Ehud out so he could hear in private the message.
At which point Ehud got close and talking the sword from the inside of his right leg “stabbed the sword deep into the king’s belly! Even the handle sank in, and the blade came out his back”. That is the New Century Version.
The NASB is closer: “The handle also went in after the blade, and the fat closed over the blade, for he did not draw the sword out of his belly; and the refuse came out”.
The King James allows for “dirt” to somehow come out.
So, When Ehud came to the King to deliver God’s message it was with a sword and ended in shit.
Isaiah 57:20-21 Evil folk like an Angry sea
You will have to see other writings on the difference biblically between sinners (missing the mark), and those given over to evil. If you have ever met a person who has given themselves over to evil….”I mean Eeee-ville as in the Fru-its of the Dev-vil” (So I married an Axe Murder) then the description by Isaiah will make sense “they are like an angry sea which cannot rest whose waves toss up dirt and shit”.
“Waste” or “dung” are the closest translators (knowing full well) will allow themselves.
NT: The most Infamous Shit: Philippians 3:8
This passage is crucial because on it almost all of the questions of “righteousness” depend. Paul, Jew of Jews, a Pharisee who kept the law of God and was so zealous for his religion that he persecuted Christians before his conversion says flatly.
But indeed I also consider everything to be loss on account of the surpassing knowledge of Christ Jesus my Lord, on account of whom I forfeited all things; and I consider them shit so that I may gain Christ…
The Greek word is “skabula” and it means human shit and was meant to be as vulgar in its day is it is meant today. Paul’s wished the contrast to be shocking between his self-righteousness (read whole chapter for context) and the value of that compared to “knowing Christ” and trusting in Christ’s righteousness. He counts all his best religious efforts as shit.
Now this does not directly answer the ever-generational question of pastors dropping F-bomb in sermons or an incident (small) that I had yesterday.
No. In this limited context (accurate reading of the Bible) all it means is it says what it says. So stop sanitizing it. And if you are a preacher and you preach on Phlippians 3:8 for example, to not say Paul said “shit” is dishonest and gutless.
And with that I will stop. But move over to The Doghouse where much more open and wide discussion can be held.
The point here is accuracy is very important, and context is everything.
When I wrote the article on reading and studying the Bible as “Splashing or Scuba” I left off at an intermediary state: “skin-diving”. From there came the nationwide news story of “Conservapedia.com” and their attempt to rewrite the Bible thousands of years later from a biased point of view and from the 1611 KJV.
I’ll stop whining. Point is, you at your church or small group have a tremendous opportunity.
What about assigning a commentary each to people in your small group. For those more academically inclined it could be an English translation of a Greek commentary for the passage in question.
Sadly, these books will NOT be available at your local Christian bookstore, or very rarely. Instead, however you m
ay yet be able to get either these “testamints” ; or the Ten Plague finger puppets. Hours of fun, but they will not help you make friends or help your kids (or adults) understand the Bible (but you will have the fresh scent of mint on your breath).
But also, a good devotional book like Sam Storms
Other suggestions. Create a Facebook fan page where each of you can blog in relevant passages from what you are reading ahead of time. The key to this is to explore the depths of God’s Word together and enjoy that exploration together. Add what you like. Journal individually, or not.




Splashing about
Or, “The Prostitute Who Loved Jesus”.
Exhibit Two: The table setting
Exhibit Three: The location of the Woman
Exhibit Four: The scandalous actions of the woman.
I posted at
I was given an autographed copy of Christopher Moore’s Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ’s Childhood Pal . Moore inscribed it “To Mac, Blessed are the “Fxxxkups for they shall inherit the Earth. Best, Christopher Moore”.